It seems like a whole ton of people around me are having babies. I am not. I am okay with this fact. So I thought I would share some of my reasons for only wanting 2 kids.
Top Ten Reasons Not to Have Babies:
10) They smell.
9) They're small and could potentially get lost, stepped on or misplaced.
8) They have projectile everything. Both ends. Sometimes apart and sometimes simultaneously.
7) They don't do things when you want them to. (I.E. eating, sleeping, burping, pooping...)
6) They're poor communicators. They don't know how to tell you what is wrong and they are nosy about their needs.
5) Diapers.
4) Midnight feedings.
3) Breast feeding was never good for me. Who wants to sit for hours and feed a baby?? I have things to do, people!!
2) They cause a lot of worry. You are constantly worrying about them: day or night.
1) They're manipulative. They're cute and cuddly and small. You think that having one would be great. Then the above happens! They are so sneaky!!
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Yes, this list is not supposed to be taken seriously. At the same time, I am so glad that I am not having another one. Once i went through each stage with Emma, I was so glad that I would not see that stage again.
Now I can just hold the babies and then pass them back to their mommies and daddies when they begin doing one of the above!! That is wonderful!
Friday, November 7, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Tuesday Tunes 11: Hide and Seek
It was DVD night at Bible Study yesterday. It hit me hard. God is really showing me something about myself that I was not prepared to deal with...but it fits. Where I am right now totally makes sense with what God is telling me. I will explain more once I mull it over some more.
Until then, I thought I would share another new find: Imogen Heap. She plays with a lot of different sounds and her music is kind of moody, but it is really neat. Some of her songs have been used on TV shows (like Heroes) and others, I am sure.
Anyway, here is one where she uses just her voice - no other instruments. It is very haunting, but I like it! Hope you do, too!!
Until then, I thought I would share another new find: Imogen Heap. She plays with a lot of different sounds and her music is kind of moody, but it is really neat. Some of her songs have been used on TV shows (like Heroes) and others, I am sure.
Anyway, here is one where she uses just her voice - no other instruments. It is very haunting, but I like it! Hope you do, too!!
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